the quotes from the one and only Patrick Stump

I hear all sorts of things slung at us, one of my favorites being the “boy-band” accusation. I’m like, ‘Boy band? I’m fat! If we were a boy band, I’d look good, I’d dance and I’d be charming - so what the f*ck are you talking about?’ I write songs, that’s all I do.

Journalists always run to their thesaurus and call me “cherubic.

I had heard all these legends about Pete Wentz, that he was in six bands at once, that he was the world’s greatest Casanova. But when we met, Pete and I looked at each other and went “Who the f*** is this guy?” [edit]

Someone’s touching my back… and I’m not gonna look because I know it’s not a hot girl.. Oh.. gross.

I partied so hard I think I slept and then had oatmeal.

Hi, I’m Patrick, from Fall Out Boy, and I’ve got my backpack because i’m going BACK to school..